Thursday, April 23, 2009

Who's Next...

Meet the next big name on the hip-hop/R&B scene... The Baby. With just a 40 second clip, it's clear that from his modest beginnings as a fetus, Baby should be commanding a three-album deal at about $50m within the next few months. Industry insiders report that multiple labels are interested, and each is trying to sweeten the deal. Capitol is rumored to be offering Baby Louis Vuitton diapers, while Interscope has apparently put a platinum spoon and jewel-encrusted bottle filled with Patron Formula on the table. Stay (auto)tuned for updates in the ensuing weeks and see how this courtship plays out!

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