Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Go To Hell Carolina!!! (Part 1 of 2)

At Grad Students Are The Worst, we don't dislike a lot of things. Just annoying people, dumb people, people who don't agree with us (probably annoying and dumb), ugly things, pointless things, things that we want but don't have, people who have things we want that we don't have, boring things... ok... there are a few things we don't like.

But we categorically hate UNC. Hate their "tradition," hate their stupid gigantic stadium, hate Roy Williams and his faux-down-home-good-ol-boy routine, hate their ugly-ass baby blue (NOT carolina blue, because that doesn't make sense), hate their fans, and most importantly... hate players who pretend to stay at school for the right reasons but really stay there because they're never going to make it in the NBA and realize that the best moments in their life are about to be over because they have weird eyes, a $5 haircut, and zero personality. Yes, Tyler Hansborough... we hate you.

In honor of the big game tonight, we present the following video as evidence that one man truly can make a difference. GO TO HELL CAROLINA, GO TO HELL!!

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