She was last seen on this blog September 22nd... exactly one month ago. Although it's been so long since we've heard from her, we think she used to write about television. Particularly reality television. Man, that shit is terrible. But she'd also write about Glee (although Rolling Stone beat her to the punch by penning an article entitled "The Awesome Gayness of Glee." I kid you not). And the young masters and misses of Gossip Girl. And award shows... oh, the award shows!! In all likelihood, she was completely swallowed up in the belly of the beast this is a new Fall TV schedule. Or maybe her computer has suffered a terrible fate. God help us if she's lost fine motor control in her fingers! If you see her, please do NOT hesitate to contact us (or the authorities, if the situation demands it). For if a TV show is watched and no one reads about it, does it make a sound?** Mixed metaphors are great!
No offense to my main man Toppel, but Audra is the reason I read this blog. Therefore, AUDRA YOU NEED TO GET THE TRUCK BACK ON THIS PIECE. Thanks, that is all.
ReplyDeleteAudra - get off your food coma from Rincon and post up on this again!
ReplyDeleteMiss Audra-- I would love to hear your expert opinion on the most important news of our time: 1. michael jackson's will 2. al sharpton's ability to be in everyone's business OR, if you'd rather a different tactic 3. how jon goseling turned into a sleeze bucket overnight.
ReplyDeleteeducate us, please!
all i want to say is that this is a priceless picture of audra right here...
ReplyDeletethank you matt. this needed to happen.
ReplyDeletegroundbreaking... if she doesn't come back we can witness the first internet divorce!! that is, if she even bothers to resurface.
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